Story Of My Comical Life

Maybe

2012-01-02T01:18:00.006+08:00

Maybe i should change my blog's title to 'Story of my Dramatic life: Surabaya Chapter'
lol. im guessing ive been living a sinetron life for the past 4 years. my god how time flies

narh. we are what we eat. and i guess im done with eating Surabayan horsepoop. time to get myself some sugar, spice and everything nice.

i love cookie monster (tiba-tiba)

p/s: tired of being an actor, time to be a director. aaaaaaand cut

OMG

2012-01-01T23:02:00.004+08:00

last update was 2010??
a year flew by huh. lol.
did my life end?
maybe it did, maybe it didnt, maybe it was just postponed
i did lose myself for a while.

surabayaaa... you've been a bad bad girl. turning my life into ashes. ohh mann the drama you gave me, the tests of faith i had to face. too complicated to explain. literally. you have to be in my shoes to understand. but id rather not let anyone of you be in them. ketat and sakit. but im no longer complaining. biar kasut ketat and sakit dari barefooted and exposed to danger. lol. please jgn curik kasut saya ini. sebab nanti awak sakit awak tuduh saya. oh no. cukuplah drama.

but its a new year. 2011 wasnt the kindest. let alone dearest. but its from these ashes i will rise again. and so will this blog.

im sorry to everyone who has lost me. i didnt mean to be chipsmore yang kejap ada kejap takde. somewhere along the way of the last one half years, i got lost in a thorny forest. and now that the thorns are out of the way. its with these scars that i will know that nothing can bring me down. (plus chicks dig guys with scars, does the scars on my heart counts?) lol.

In conclusion, sorry for not updating. my life stopped updating itself to be comicy or bubbly. then i realised. its me who creates the bubbly comicy life. so be it. im done waiting for friends. i will come be yours. and i will conquer the world in my own way. watch out 2012. Hafeez is back!

p/s: thanks to a dear new friend. who reminded me that im not alone. and for the smile that reminded me that i can be happy here too.

Merdeka

2010-08-31T23:59:00.003+08:00

Today is Merdekaday. Happy 53rd Malaysia. May u prosper long and well.

Since my pics are in my PC in Surabaya, i'll upload the pics next time. Till then happy merdekaday!

Salam Ramadhan Uols

2010-08-10T00:25:00.003+08:00

Selamat menyambut Ramadhan.
Besok start puasa. So malam ni aku gi terawih.
Terawih di Surabaya best. Diorang buat 20 dalam sejam je.
Memang kilat express.
Tapi aku datang lambat sket. So terbuat 8 je malam ni.

Aku ajak Naseem bergambar dulu tapi dia tak sabar nak sembahyang.
Tu dia dah rakaat kedua.

Latin

2010-07-20T05:28:00.005+08:00

I'm currently taking a short sem.
Taking up Histology practicals.

Anatomy and histology classes HERE are taught in LATIN
yes latin, the dead language.

Wonder why it is called the dead language?
It's because nobody else uses it in the world

and here i am. studying histology in latin.

This is a normal person, talking in a normal living language

Now when you are studying a dead language, this is what happens :

So actually, the zombies you see in the movies actually mumble latin.
Grrrr *mummmblee* granuloma pyogenicum *mumble* grrrr
Now thats scary

Yudisium

2010-07-20T04:29:00.004+08:00

Rant.

It has come to my attention that a student with pointers of 3.9 is WORSE than a student with 2.5 in my self proclaimed 'world class' University

Say, a student with all A's in every subjects gets a D in one of his practicals throughout the 2 years of his education. which gives him a 3.9 average

Then, another student gets C in all subjects (theory and practicals) throughout his or her 2 years. a 2.5 average.

Which is better?

Now the problem is, the dental faculty of which i am currently studying is currently EXPERIMENTING a radical new system.

To enter 3rd year, u need to have minimals of:
D in theory
C in practicals
for every subject undertaken in the past 2 years
Failure to do so results in a 1 year drawback

Considering i (and fellow colleagues) who have undertaken approximately 45 subjects in this past 2 years this is bullcrap.

Pointers are worthless. They don't mean shit.

Artists depiction of his current situation:

Batch 2008 : A Lab Rat in Deep Shit

Life is a wheel

2010-07-20T04:14:00.003+08:00

Its been a while.
I thought of focusing on studies.
Which i did.
To great disappointment.

Sure. Life is a wheel.
Sometime you're up there. Happy as can be.
And sometimes you're down there. Shitting bricks.
And lonelier than ever.

At this point of my life, i'm feeling uber depressed.
I'm sorry. this blog is best updated when i'm happy. cos i spread happiness
The only reason i couldn't update for this past few months. This whole semester actually, is because i have not been happy. I've been keeping it all in, but no one here to tell it to. I'm at the edge. So i'm writing it down on my blog. I hope this helps.

Stupid.University.Stupid.Me

My Birthday

2010-05-23T21:31:00.004+08:00

It was my birthday last 19th of May.
Sama je macam hari hari yang lain
Takde beza
Kecuali satu perkara....

:)

Baby Zarif

2010-04-08T03:12:00.005+08:00

Hari ni aku nak intro kat korang nephew aku

Nama dia Baby Zarif
Sebab dia masih baby

Zarif suka makan keropok sambil main bola tenis
Multitasking tuuuu

Sorry la Baby Zarif
Budak kecik takleh rambut panjang macam Uncle Pit
Hahaha

Sebab Baby Zarif dah merajuk ngn aku dia gi lepak ngan Tok Yah kat kolam ikan yg ada Jonathan.
Baby Zarif ngn Tok Yah ni kembar ke? hahaha

Baby Zarif berkata pada Tommy : OK la aku bagi ko makan banyak ni je. jangan lebih-lebih aaaa

Apakah akan terjadi? Adakah nasib Baby Zarif sama ngn Bean?
Silalah comment kesimpulan yg korang rasa bakal terjadi

Aku suka kucing

2010-04-08T02:31:00.010+08:00

Nama kucing ni Inouk.
Dia sangat hensem.
Tapi tak suka amik gamba.
Sebab awek dia takut nanti kucing lain tgk gamba dia nanti nak rampas dia
Tapi aku nak amik gamba dia jugak

kan dia dah marah..

Yang ni nama dia Pims
sebab dia asyik pms ngn aku.
So aku malas nak layan dia

Yang ni nama dia Socks
Sebab dia suka pakai stokin putih kat kaki dia
Kucing ni gay sebab haritu aku nampak dia guling guling ngn kucing jantan lain
Aku takut bila sendirian ngn kucing ni.

yang ni kucing aku kat indon.
Nama dia Meowis.
Dia suka tiru gaya aku.

Dan yang ni Tommy.
Dia jinak tau. Suka main ngn budak budak.
Aku paling sayang Tommy ni sebab dia tak penah kencing n takyah bagi makan

Aku dah takde gamba kucing aku lagi so ni aku perkenalkan LOLcats courtesy of the internet

Monorail Cat

Ceiling Cat

Gravity Cat

Pew pew

Long Cat

Bullet Cat

Happy Cat

dan last skali

Serious Cat
Dalam hati ada taman.

Ni sebenarnya nak kata yg aku takde modal nak tulis kat blog ni. so aku copy paste dari tenet. Smoga terhibur.

My Current Aquarium

2010-04-07T18:47:00.004+08:00

I recently renovated my aquarium

I tried to phone Eric to do the makeover but he was unavailable

Senyum, senyum. bagi flying kick kang baru tau. eksyen la tu tanak modify aquarium aku

This is the final results

And now to take care of my 'other' fishies

Fishville on Facebook

Jonathan telah mati

2010-04-07T17:42:00.004+08:00

Peristiwa menusuk kalbu ini terjadi sewaktu aku tgh cuti Februari 2010 haritu

Ini Jonathan (bukan nama sebenar)

Aku cuba memberikan Jonathan CPR tapi geli la plak

Sedih dan pilu. Aku teringat kembali, bagaikan baru semalam je aku main timang tinggi tinggi dengan Jo (panggilan manja beliau)

Jonathan tersenyum ria sewaktu aku geletek ketiak dia

Apa nak buat dah ajal. So aku gali la lubang untuk dijadikan tempat Jo bersemadi

Lubang yang memakan waktu sejam untuk digali sebab takde cangkul. Last last aku guna cangkul yang digunakan untuk bercucuk tanam.

Lupa lak nak story sikit. Jo ni makhluk yang aku pancing 5 tahun lalu dengan dad aku. Yang peliknya, waktu tu dia kecik je. ntah cemana jadi besar camni aku tak tau. Mungkin dia anak derhaka. Kena sumpahan. Padan muka

Aku ada publish kat surat khabar tentang kematian Jo. Dan tentang waktu pengebumian beliau.
Tak hairanlah ramai yang datang nak mengucapkan kata kata terakhir.

Terima kasih kepada yang sudi hadir
Dari Kiri : Captain M&Ms, Biker Mice from Mars, Plastic Soldier, My Little Pony, Son Goku, Peter Pan, Captain Planet, Ultraman, Hulk Hogan, Wheeler (Planeteer), Rafael (TMNT) dan Master Splinter (TMNT)

Setelah dua belas das tembakan dari Plastic Soldier dan Tabik Spring dari Captain M&Ms, upacara pengebumian dimulakan

Selamat tinggal Jo

Semoga jasad Jo menyuburkan tanah di belakang rumah aku untuk dijadikan port tanaman Ulam Pegaga.

You will be remembered. Thank you for the memories.
RIP Jonathan Alberqueque 2004-2010

Back Again

2010-04-07T17:39:00.002+08:00

What lame excuses do u guys wanna hear?
Excuses like 'been busy'? or 'internet slow la' or 'takde orang pun baca blog aku ni'?
Well actually i choose 'semua di atas'

i was busy for the exams in Jan
i was back home in Malaysia in Feb
internet was uber slow in March
and now in April i am back bloggin

New Post New Moon

2009-12-02T01:26:00.005+08:00

So i watched new moon over the weekend.
I found it decent. Enjoyed it.
And i think Jacob Black is a cool character.

For those who don't know, this is Jacob Black

When i watched Jacob black in this particular rainy scene, i sort of thought to myself
"Hey, I had his hair when i was a kid!"

U guys want proof?
Here...

haha Ok Ok so i dont have the Jacob Black looks as a kid but you have to agree about the hair

and maybe, just maybe, if he wore those el-classico glasses, he might just look like me

P/s : Hope u guys had ur laugh. i look like a monkey when i was a kid.

Dr Birthday

2009-12-02T00:11:00.006+08:00

again, from the 'wall of potential fame'

lol, get it?

The Name Game

2009-06-08T22:19:00.007+08:00

So i got tagged for the first time. What am i supposed to do?
Correct me if i'm wrong. Should i copy and paste the post and then edit the answers?
Well here goes

1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Ab Hafeez Bin Ab Rahman

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers name)
Zainon Rahman

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Esa Razak

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Rahha

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
White horse (macam nama jubin je)

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Bin KL (since bin is in the middle of my name)

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Teh Tarik

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Haan

9.ROCK STAR NAME:(pets name, current street name)
Tobey Kedung Pengkol

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Zach Mutiara Barat 5

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus "izzle")
Hafizzle

12.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Meowis

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav choc)
Euphoria Mars

14. WIZARD'S NAME: (last 3 letters of mother's name, first 3 letters of current job, first 3 letters of your zodiac sign and last 3 letters of home street's name)
Nonstutaukis

15. PIRATE'S NAME: (fav actor last name, your 'pet' name, fav actress last name, add "Captain" at the beginning)
Captain Law Apit Knightley

And there u have it. Hope i did it right. If i'm wrong correct me by commenting me. and if i did it right, tell me i did it right too. By commenting of course.

Moral : I, the black teh tarik, hereby tag thee on the right side of my page( family, friends and fellow surabayans). Long live Tobey Kedung Pengkol!

Finally an Update

2009-06-05T01:49:00.009+08:00

Sorry guys lama tak update.
Exams and assignments. This and That.

This is a photo i took during lecture

The class was, well, how a class should be... Boring.
So i cant blame my mind when it starts to wander here and there
To keep awake i had to look at things within my eyesight

So i started focusing on the lecturer

I really like the way he dressed. Reminds me of someone.
White shirt, light blue pants, a belly and a balding head.

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LOL!

p/s: I ended up awake the whole lecture and learnt some stuff. Thank you Dr Homer

Posto

2009-04-10T23:56:00.007+08:00

I went around surabaya to post invitation letters for 'Hari Sukan' organized by PKPMI

These are my fellow postmen

And yes, we are psyched.

Well at least one of us is

So we first went to Emma's house to pick up the invitations

Where i saw this

Awesome graffity. I should vote for this party

Then after sending a few invitations i came across a zebra

which just ate a few children

And a chicken

which sells burgers

Which part of the world am i at?

There's a zebra who eats children and a chicken that sells burgers.

Only in Surabaya :)

Moral : As we travel we see things more clearly. Or do we?

Educationism

2009-04-07T01:28:00.009+08:00

Been busy last week with assignments and stuff

Felt guilty lak tak update

So here's a picture i took at a public phone in front of my youngest sister's school last holidays.

Its an add for computer tuition classes.

I didn't know that berhenti/buang sekolah was even a category

I should call this educationism. Its like racism but just more stupid.

Hehe might as well bagi tawaran camni:

"Kami menawarkan kelas tuition untuk pelajar sekolah, berhenti/buang sekolah, pemalas, remaja tanpa harapan/masa depan, kena buang daerah, mat rempit wannabes, rabun warna, buta IT, terencat dan orang dewasa"

Moral : Kan senang kalau cakap tawaran belajar untuk remaja dan dewasa. Takyah la nak masukkan educationism. LOL!

Potty Training for Adults

2009-04-01T20:28:00.004+08:00

Its a sticker seen on my jamban here in Surabaya

Moral : Sape nak terasa tu sila la terasa hahahha

Away for the weekend

2009-03-30T03:06:00.008+08:00

Hey guys sorry for the late update

I was away for the weekend

I went to Malang. Its 2 hours drive from Surabaya.

Front seat: Driver and Ameer (Plus size model)

Back seat : Me (tgh makan angin), Akap, Ikhlas and Apan (not seen, covered by Ikhlas)

We left at approximately 6 am. Reached Malang at about 8 am

1st Destination : Coban Rondo Waterfalls

I saw this sign. Probably saying 'Watch out for pedophiles' cos the big man sure as hell looks like Michael Jackson.

Reenactment of the sign.

After about 5 minutes walk we reached the waterfall. It was bloody cold

So cold that Apan's nips were hard as diamonds

We wanted to take a dip in the natural cold waters when we spotted a Grizzly bear in the waterfalls fishing for Salmons

Oh wait it's just Ameer

2nd Destination : Jawa Timur Park

Not just a theme park. It's educational as well.
Contains museums of all sorts, a bird park, a reptile park, science museum etc etc.

Lets visit the Science museum

Very educational

Some of the things we learnt:

We learnt about Ameer's true nature.

We learnt how it feels like to be a midget.

We learnt that babies come from the nose.

And we also learnt that a cause for deafness is due to an obese child having his hand stuck in the ear

Then we visited the Indonesian culture museum

Me blending in with the locals

Mr Jimbo found out about Ameer's true nature so he gave a welcoming gift. To his face.

I tried cheering Ameer up by playing punch the sapi

Then as we went to the mythical creatures of Indonesia museum

A cow made love to a wild boar and gave birth to one of Indonesian mythical creatures

We left at about 6pm for Surabaya.
I didnt come to Indonesia for vacation.
What is it that i do again?

Ahh yes. Dentistry.

Moral: Ameer's not gay.

Ah Chap

2009-03-27T16:46:00.015+08:00

I came across this poster along my way home from class

It says "Need money?"

So i called the number given.
A man named Ah Chap the Along answered in a ganas voice.

I said i saw the ad and wanted some money.

He said to look at the pole next to his ad and asked for the number.
He said needed to collect a few things from them.

Badut untuk Ulang Tahun

So i looked at the pole that has an ad saying Clowns for hire, gave him the number and he said meet me in 30mins. Jalan Karang Menjangan. Randesvous point

Jalan Karang Menjangan

30 minutes later we met. He told me to follow him to his 'office'.

He said to keep it private and confidential, i should wear a mask.
He gave me a mask he took from the 'Clowns for hire' ad.

I stepped into his office

Barua lu Ah Chap. ni bukan office lu. Ini bank.

Ah Chap said "Kata nak duit. Amik kat bank la"

Tak pasal pasal aku dah jadi perompak.

Suddenly Out of the blue, Batman Indon came to the crime scene

He beat the hell out of me and Ah Chap

This is how we looked like after the beating.

Moral : There's no way to earn easy money. Get a job. Or get a life.

Dr who?

2009-03-26T14:42:00.005+08:00

I went to class as usual today.

I passed by this wall listing the graduates from the medical faculty of my university since 1928

Back then in the 1940s the name of my university was Djakarta Ika Dai Gaku (The Japanese took over Indonesia)

This is the list of people who graduated at that time

A name caught my eye

This is Dr Tilam

He studied hard to be a doctor. He travels to med school by bicycle with his room mate

After graduating Dr Tilam went to the States

He met a beautiful woman.
They got jiggy with it

Dr Tilam makin out with the woman

She got pregnant and Dr Tilam was pissed. He hit her.
She got him a restaining order from the court.

Dr Tilam cant get 500 yards near her. But, he got visiting rights to see his baby twice a week.

Dr Tilam and his baby

Dr Tilam was sad and very depressed. He is now unemployed and is seen here wasted and lepaking in a lonely street with fellow Mr Sofa, his only buddy, who is also unemployed and a cripple.

Moral : Don't ruin your life. Get married before you hanky panky. Its the safest way.

Meet King Albert

2009-03-26T03:31:00.010+08:00

I bought an aquarium last month

This is what it looked like after i decorated it
Ada a few stones, some guppies, an ikan bandaraya and...

Albert! Special aint he? being transparent and stuff
I should name him King Albert the naked one.
But then again fishes dont wear clothes so i guess just 'King Albert' will do

FYI its kemarau season now in Surabaya. The weather's so hot that the water has evaporated and this is what my aquarium looks like today.

Notice there arent any more fishies?

Well what happened was King Albert went swimming one day because the weather was hot

King Albert felt so relaxed that he fell asleep

And everyone knows that when u sleep in the water u dont breathe

So King Albert died and the citizens of the aquarium fled to a different aquarium in search of a new King

RIP King Albert. I miss u :(

Moral : Don't drink and swim if you're a fish

5 years later...

2009-03-25T01:27:00.013+08:00

Hello there kengkawan. It's been 5 years. Lama kan? Well well well tibalah masanya untuk aku kembali blogging. A lot, actually, has happened over these past 5 years. One of the historic things in my life that i did was changing the course of my study.

2003, aku belajar medic kat Melaka Manipal Medical College kat negeri di bawah bayu, India

2008, aku belajar dentistry kat Universitas Airlangga di negeri kenyalang, Indonesia

Waktu aku sampai India

Waktu aku sampai Indonesia

Best gila belajar oversea. Banyak benda aku tak paham.

Moral : I guess some things don't change. I'm still clueless

Under Reconstruction?

2009-03-18T02:35:00.003+08:00

I'm finally gonna update my blog after 5 years! hahaha. Just gotta sort out a few things first. Trust me i'll be active again and maybe for good, to humor u guys out there. Watch out!

Dendam Terbalas

2004-09-01T03:13:00.000+08:00

Bean mengampiri Tommy dengan beg plastik tajaan Jaya Jusco.
Kelihatan Tommy diumpan dengan Burger Giant Hafeez .

Oh No! Tommy disekat pernafasannya oleh Bean.
Ekspresi muka bean menunjukkan kegilaan beliau dan bertapa hensemnya beliau

Bean kelihatan membuat 'Walls Of Jericho' pada Tommy.
Kekejaman ini ehsan dari WWE wrestling.

Bean yang telah selesai membinasakan Tommy bersembunyi di tempat yang menurut beliau 'takkan dijumpai sesiapa pun. Saddam Hussein pun kalah'.

Ya.... Memang tempat tu takkan dijumpai sesiapapun... Tetapi sesiapa tu bukanlah 'Pawerpaf Girls'... Lihat muka Bean yg frust

Moral : Malang tidak berbau tetapi kentut berbau busuk... Ingat tu Bean!

Malam Merdeka

2004-09-01T02:38:00.000+08:00

Selamat Hari Merdeka Malaysia!

Aku ni tak la patriotik tahap pegi sambut kat KL malam2 buta ni... hehehe sebenarnya mak bapak aku tak bagi... Takpelaaaa aku seronok sambut ngan Encik Bean... Jgn Jeles... Tak gitu Encik Bean?... senyumannya itulah jawapannya

Misteri Werewolf

2004-08-26T23:49:00.001+08:00

Ramai yang tahu akan cerita mengenai werewolf atau nama saintifiknya serigala jadian. Werewolf ini adalah seorang manusia yg berkeupayaan menjadi serigala setelah melihat bulan purnama.... uuuu mistiknya umpama mistikus cinta nyanyian band Dewa.

Terdapat pelbagai filem yang telah dihasilkan melibatkan werewolf seperti An American Werewolf in Paris, An American Werewolf in London, Blade, Blade II, Underworld, Queen Of The Damned dan Van Hel Singh... Maaf X-Men tak tersenarai kerana wolverine bukan werewolf (mungkin cousin kot).

Walaubagaimanapun... dalam setiap Cerita berkenaan... kita kagum ngan cinematik yang menunjukkan bulu tumbuh serentak ngan taring werewolf tu.... yang peliknya bila dia kembali normal, bulu yg tumbuh tu tetiba je lesap ngan taring tu...

Apa yang kita tak nampak ialah Si Serigala telah pergi waxing atau threading ataupun shaving sebelum kembali menjadi Sang manusia...

Mr. M sebagai Sang manusia normal dan sihat (Blood pressure 120/80 at 75 beats per minute)

Mr. M sebagai Si Serigala yang berbulu di seluruh anggota badan kecuali bibir seksinya

Mr. M beberapa saat setelah kembali normal

Heheh... Trimas Mr. M sebab sudi menjadi model serigala jadian aku... tepukan gemuruh untuk beliau!

Moral :
Kita harus lebih prihatin terhadap filem yang kita tonton. Sokong cetak rompak!

Tommy Mengamuk!

2004-08-22T01:16:00.000+08:00

CHERAS, 22 Ogos 2004 - Seekor harimau yang dipelihara seorang remaja di sini telah menyerang seorang kanak kanak berumur sekitar 10 tahun bernama Encik Bean atau nama glemernya Muhammad Luqman. Hasil soal siasat menunjukkan bahawa Bean telah bertindak menganiaya dan mengancam harimau tersebut yang bernama Tommy. Persatuan Haiwan Antarabangsa atau PETA telah membuat kesimpulan bahawa Tommy tidak bersalah kerana apa yang dilakukan Tommy itu sebagai 'self defence'.

Berikut ialah footage dimana kita dapat melihat serangan seekor harimau ke atas seorang kanak kanak riang ribena 'Wooop'... Awas... saya takkan menanggung sebarang kesulitan yang anda hadapi setelah melihat gambaran ini...

Encik Bean kelihatan bermain dengan Playstation 2

Encik Bean yang semakin tension kerana menghampiri kekalahan

En.Bean tertewas dan mengamuk

Tanpa disedari beliau telah tergigit ekor tommy kerana terlalu marah

Tommy menerkam Encik Bean yang semakin waras

Terkaman Tommy membuat Encik Bean inginkan kewarasan

Encik Bean yang telah selesai menjadi mangsa Tommy baring lemah longlai. Kelihatan Tommy pula sedang bermain dengan Playstation 2.

Moral : Menganiaya binatang tu berdosa... insaflah wahai pembaca...

Mr. M

2004-08-20T02:38:00.000+08:00

Mr M dan Dr Abdullah Syer Kawi Jaafar

Tahniah diucapkan kepada Astro atas kejayaan Akademi Fantasia 2. Kejayaan ini mustahil dikecapi jika ketiadaan tenaga pelajar yang handsome (dan flexible) seperti Dr Abdullah Syer Kawi Jaafar. Bila aku tengok keseronokan beliau menunjukkan skill tarian beliau sambil duduk di konsert akhir akademi fantasia 2 (siap head banging tu walaupun lagu jiwang yang didendangkan Bob) wajah Mr. M seolah olah bermain dalam sanubari otakku...

Aku mula mula tak tau mengapa beliau berlari lari dalam otak aku... aku bukan gay seperti beliau... Mungkin ada mesej yang ingin disampaikan otak aku yg aku belum nampak...

Sehinggakan bila aku letak gambar diorang berdua ni sebelah menyebelah aku masih tak nampak apa yg ingin disampaikan otak aku... Kenapakah aku nampak Mr. M bila aku tengok wajah Dr Abdullah Sher Kawi Jaafar? Hairan... samada aku perlu jumpa Psychiatrist atau aku serahkan kes ini pada Mastika atau Mangga yang lebih pakar mengendalikan masalah misteri... Bagi mereka yang mungkin ada penjelasan bagi masalah aku ini silalah klik 'comments' dan berikan pendapat anda itu...

Di manakah hilangnya para penagih dadah?

2004-08-11T22:39:00.000+08:00

-Seorang penagih dadah disamping rakan baiknya yang tak hisap dadah-

Hmmm...

Sepanjang beberapa hari aku kembali ke tanahair aku ada perasan sesuatu... Berita yang terpapar di newspaper semuanya pasal rogol, bunuh, rogol dan bunuh, bunuh dan rogol, etc. tapi takde pun pasal penagih dadah!

Mula-mula aku fikir "Wah... Malaysia dah berjaya bendung masalah dadah... Tahniah Malaysia!"

Tapi lepas aku fikir balik baru aku tahu di mana hilangnya mereka...Diorang ada kat Manipal daaa... member aku plak tu (Sila rujuk gambar)

Aku tanya dia "apa lu bikin kat india (manipal)"

Beliau berkata "Ooh sini manyak itu stok meliwana (dadah marijuana)... manyak high loo"

Hampeh

Selamat Datang!

2004-08-08T02:15:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum semua!
Aku tengah cuti sekarang ni dan tak tau nak buat apa.
Aku ni tak reti berinternet tapi saja menggatal buat blog
Apapapun semoga korang support blog aku yang baru nak bermula ni
Malaysia boleh!