Baby Zarif

Hari ni aku nak intro kat korang nephew aku

Nama dia Baby Zarif
Sebab dia masih baby


Zarif suka makan keropok sambil main bola tenis
Multitasking tuuuu


Sorry la Baby Zarif
Budak kecik takleh rambut panjang macam Uncle Pit
Hahaha


Sebab Baby Zarif dah merajuk ngn aku dia gi lepak ngan Tok Yah kat kolam ikan yg ada Jonathan.
Baby Zarif ngn Tok Yah ni kembar ke? hahaha


Baby Zarif berkata pada Tommy : OK la aku bagi ko makan banyak ni je. jangan lebih-lebih aaaa

Apakah akan terjadi? Adakah nasib Baby Zarif sama ngn Bean?
Silalah comment kesimpulan yg korang rasa bakal terjadi

Aku suka kucing

Nama kucing ni Inouk.
Dia sangat hensem.
Tapi tak suka amik gamba.
Sebab awek dia takut nanti kucing lain tgk gamba dia nanti nak rampas dia
Tapi aku nak amik gamba dia jugak

kan dia dah marah..



Yang ni nama dia Pims
sebab dia asyik pms ngn aku.
So aku malas nak layan dia


Yang ni nama dia Socks
Sebab dia suka pakai stokin putih kat kaki dia
Kucing ni gay sebab haritu aku nampak dia guling guling ngn kucing jantan lain
Aku takut bila sendirian ngn kucing ni.


yang ni kucing aku kat indon.
Nama dia Meowis.
Dia suka tiru gaya aku.


Dan yang ni Tommy.
Dia jinak tau. Suka main ngn budak budak.
Aku paling sayang Tommy ni sebab dia tak penah kencing n takyah bagi makan

Aku dah takde gamba kucing aku lagi so ni aku perkenalkan LOLcats courtesy of the internet

Monorail Cat


Ceiling Cat


Gravity Cat


Pew pew


Long Cat


Bullet Cat


Happy Cat

dan last skali

Serious Cat
Dalam hati ada taman.

Ni sebenarnya nak kata yg aku takde modal nak tulis kat blog ni. so aku copy paste dari tenet. Smoga terhibur.

My Current Aquarium

I recently renovated my aquarium

I tried to phone Eric to do the makeover but he was unavailable

Senyum, senyum. bagi flying kick kang baru tau. eksyen la tu tanak modify aquarium aku

This is the final results


And now to take care of my 'other' fishies

Fishville on Facebook

Jonathan telah mati

Peristiwa menusuk kalbu ini terjadi sewaktu aku tgh cuti Februari 2010 haritu

Ini Jonathan (bukan nama sebenar)

Aku cuba memberikan Jonathan CPR tapi geli la plak

Sedih dan pilu. Aku teringat kembali, bagaikan baru semalam je aku main timang tinggi tinggi dengan Jo (panggilan manja beliau)

Jonathan tersenyum ria sewaktu aku geletek ketiak dia

Apa nak buat dah ajal. So aku gali la lubang untuk dijadikan tempat Jo bersemadi

Lubang yang memakan waktu sejam untuk digali sebab takde cangkul. Last last aku guna cangkul yang digunakan untuk bercucuk tanam.

Lupa lak nak story sikit. Jo ni makhluk yang aku pancing 5 tahun lalu dengan dad aku. Yang peliknya, waktu tu dia kecik je. ntah cemana jadi besar camni aku tak tau. Mungkin dia anak derhaka. Kena sumpahan. Padan muka


Aku ada publish kat surat khabar tentang kematian Jo. Dan tentang waktu pengebumian beliau.
Tak hairanlah ramai yang datang nak mengucapkan kata kata terakhir.

Terima kasih kepada yang sudi hadir
Dari Kiri : Captain M&Ms, Biker Mice from Mars, Plastic Soldier, My Little Pony, Son Goku, Peter Pan, Captain Planet, Ultraman, Hulk Hogan, Wheeler (Planeteer), Rafael (TMNT) dan Master Splinter (TMNT)

Setelah dua belas das tembakan dari Plastic Soldier dan Tabik Spring dari Captain M&Ms, upacara pengebumian dimulakan



Selamat tinggal Jo

Semoga jasad Jo menyuburkan tanah di belakang rumah aku untuk dijadikan port tanaman Ulam Pegaga.

You will be remembered. Thank you for the memories.
RIP Jonathan Alberqueque 2004-2010

Back Again

What lame excuses do u guys wanna hear?
Excuses like 'been busy'? or 'internet slow la' or 'takde orang pun baca blog aku ni'?
Well actually i choose 'semua di atas'

i was busy for the exams in Jan
i was back home in Malaysia in Feb
internet was uber slow in March
and now in April i am back bloggin

New Post New Moon

So i watched new moon over the weekend.
I found it decent. Enjoyed it.
And i think Jacob Black is a cool character.


For those who don't know, this is Jacob Black

When i watched Jacob black in this particular rainy scene, i sort of thought to myself
"Hey, I had his hair when i was a kid!"


U guys want proof?
Here...



haha Ok Ok so i dont have the Jacob Black looks as a kid but you have to agree about the hair

and maybe, just maybe, if he wore those el-classico glasses, he might just look like me


P/s : Hope u guys had ur laugh. i look like a monkey when i was a kid.

Dr Birthday

again, from the 'wall of potential fame'



lol, get it?

The Name Game

So i got tagged for the first time. What am i supposed to do?
Correct me if i'm wrong. Should i copy and paste the post and then edit the answers?
Well here goes

1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Ab Hafeez Bin Ab Rahman

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers name)
Zainon Rahman

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Esa Razak

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Rahha

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
White horse (macam nama jubin je)

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Bin KL (since bin is in the middle of my name)

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Teh Tarik

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Haan

9.ROCK STAR NAME:(pets name, current street name)
Tobey Kedung Pengkol

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Zach Mutiara Barat 5

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus "izzle")
Hafizzle

12.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Meowis

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav choc)
Euphoria Mars

14. WIZARD'S NAME: (last 3 letters of mother's name, first 3 letters of current job, first 3 letters of your zodiac sign and last 3 letters of home street's name)
Nonstutaukis

15. PIRATE'S NAME: (fav actor last name, your 'pet' name, fav actress last name, add "Captain" at the beginning)
Captain Law Apit Knightley

And there u have it. Hope i did it right. If i'm wrong correct me by commenting me. and if i did it right, tell me i did it right too. By commenting of course.

Moral : I, the black teh tarik, hereby tag thee on the right side of my page( family, friends and fellow surabayans). Long live Tobey Kedung Pengkol!

Finally an Update

Sorry guys lama tak update.
Exams and assignments. This and That.

This is a photo i took during lecture


The class was, well, how a class should be... Boring.
So i cant blame my mind when it starts to wander here and there
To keep awake i had to look at things within my eyesight

So i started focusing on the lecturer


I really like the way he dressed. Reminds me of someone.
White shirt, light blue pants, a belly and a balding head.

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LOL!

p/s: I ended up awake the whole lecture and learnt some stuff. Thank you Dr Homer

Posto

I went around surabaya to post invitation letters for 'Hari Sukan' organized by PKPMI

These are my fellow postmen



And yes, we are psyched.


Well at least one of us is

So we first went to Emma's house to pick up the invitations



Where i saw this



Awesome graffity. I should vote for this party

Then after sending a few invitations i came across a zebra


which just ate a few children

And a chicken

which sells burgers

Which part of the world am i at?

There's a zebra who eats children and a chicken that sells burgers.

Only in Surabaya :)

Moral : As we travel we see things more clearly. Or do we?

Educationism

Been busy last week with assignments and stuff

Felt guilty lak tak update

So here's a picture i took at a public phone in front of my youngest sister's school last holidays.



Its an add for computer tuition classes.



I didn't know that berhenti/buang sekolah was even a category

I should call this educationism. Its like racism but just more stupid.

Hehe might as well bagi tawaran camni:

"Kami menawarkan kelas tuition untuk pelajar sekolah, berhenti/buang sekolah, pemalas, remaja tanpa harapan/masa depan, kena buang daerah, mat rempit wannabes, rabun warna, buta IT, terencat dan orang dewasa"

Moral : Kan senang kalau cakap tawaran belajar untuk remaja dan dewasa. Takyah la nak masukkan educationism. LOL!

Potty Training for Adults

Its a sticker seen on my jamban here in Surabaya


Moral : Sape nak terasa tu sila la terasa hahahha

Away for the weekend

Hey guys sorry for the late update

I was away for the weekend

I went to Malang. Its 2 hours drive from Surabaya.


Front seat: Driver and Ameer (Plus size model)


Back seat : Me (tgh makan angin), Akap, Ikhlas and Apan (not seen, covered by Ikhlas)

We left at approximately 6 am. Reached Malang at about 8 am

1st Destination : Coban Rondo Waterfalls



I saw this sign. Probably saying 'Watch out for pedophiles' cos the big man sure as hell looks like Michael Jackson.


Reenactment of the sign.


After about 5 minutes walk we reached the waterfall. It was bloody cold


So cold that Apan's nips were hard as diamonds


We wanted to take a dip in the natural cold waters when we spotted a Grizzly bear in the waterfalls fishing for Salmons


Oh wait it's just Ameer

2nd Destination : Jawa Timur Park

Not just a theme park. It's educational as well.
Contains museums of all sorts, a bird park, a reptile park, science museum etc etc.

Lets visit the Science museum

Very educational

Some of the things we learnt:

We learnt about Ameer's true nature.


We learnt how it feels like to be a midget.


We learnt that babies come from the nose.


And we also learnt that a cause for deafness is due to an obese child having his hand stuck in the ear

Then we visited the Indonesian culture museum

Me blending in with the locals


Mr Jimbo found out about Ameer's true nature so he gave a welcoming gift. To his face.


I tried cheering Ameer up by playing punch the sapi

Then as we went to the mythical creatures of Indonesia museum

A cow made love to a wild boar and gave birth to one of Indonesian mythical creatures

We left at about 6pm for Surabaya.
I didnt come to Indonesia for vacation.
What is it that i do again?

Ahh yes. Dentistry.

Moral: Ameer's not gay.