Away for the weekend

Hey guys sorry for the late update

I was away for the weekend

I went to Malang. Its 2 hours drive from Surabaya.


Front seat: Driver and Ameer (Plus size model)


Back seat : Me (tgh makan angin), Akap, Ikhlas and Apan (not seen, covered by Ikhlas)

We left at approximately 6 am. Reached Malang at about 8 am

1st Destination : Coban Rondo Waterfalls



I saw this sign. Probably saying 'Watch out for pedophiles' cos the big man sure as hell looks like Michael Jackson.


Reenactment of the sign.


After about 5 minutes walk we reached the waterfall. It was bloody cold


So cold that Apan's nips were hard as diamonds


We wanted to take a dip in the natural cold waters when we spotted a Grizzly bear in the waterfalls fishing for Salmons


Oh wait it's just Ameer

2nd Destination : Jawa Timur Park

Not just a theme park. It's educational as well.
Contains museums of all sorts, a bird park, a reptile park, science museum etc etc.

Lets visit the Science museum

Very educational

Some of the things we learnt:

We learnt about Ameer's true nature.


We learnt how it feels like to be a midget.


We learnt that babies come from the nose.


And we also learnt that a cause for deafness is due to an obese child having his hand stuck in the ear

Then we visited the Indonesian culture museum

Me blending in with the locals


Mr Jimbo found out about Ameer's true nature so he gave a welcoming gift. To his face.


I tried cheering Ameer up by playing punch the sapi

Then as we went to the mythical creatures of Indonesia museum

A cow made love to a wild boar and gave birth to one of Indonesian mythical creatures

We left at about 6pm for Surabaya.
I didnt come to Indonesia for vacation.
What is it that i do again?

Ahh yes. Dentistry.

Moral: Ameer's not gay.

Ah Chap

I came across this poster along my way home from class


It says "Need money?"



So i called the number given.
A man named Ah Chap the Along answered in a ganas voice.



I said i saw the ad and wanted some money.

He said to look at the pole next to his ad and asked for the number.
He said needed to collect a few things from them.


Badut untuk Ulang Tahun

So i looked at the pole that has an ad saying Clowns for hire, gave him the number and he said meet me in 30mins. Jalan Karang Menjangan. Randesvous point


Jalan Karang Menjangan

30 minutes later we met. He told me to follow him to his 'office'.

He said to keep it private and confidential, i should wear a mask.
He gave me a mask he took from the 'Clowns for hire' ad.


I stepped into his office



Barua lu Ah Chap. ni bukan office lu. Ini bank.

Ah Chap said "Kata nak duit. Amik kat bank la"

Tak pasal pasal aku dah jadi perompak.

Suddenly Out of the blue, Batman Indon came to the crime scene


He beat the hell out of me and Ah Chap

This is how we looked like after the beating.

Moral : There's no way to earn easy money. Get a job. Or get a life.

Dr who?

I went to class as usual today.

I passed by this wall listing the graduates from the medical faculty of my university since 1928

Back then in the 1940s the name of my university was Djakarta Ika Dai Gaku (The Japanese took over Indonesia)

This is the list of people who graduated at that time

A name caught my eye


This is Dr Tilam


He studied hard to be a doctor. He travels to med school by bicycle with his room mate


After graduating Dr Tilam went to the States


He met a beautiful woman.
They got jiggy with it

Dr Tilam makin out with the woman

She got pregnant and Dr Tilam was pissed. He hit her.
She got him a restaining order from the court.


Dr Tilam cant get 500 yards near her. But, he got visiting rights to see his baby twice a week.


Dr Tilam and his baby

Dr Tilam was sad and very depressed. He is now unemployed and is seen here wasted and lepaking in a lonely street with fellow Mr Sofa, his only buddy, who is also unemployed and a cripple.


Moral : Don't ruin your life. Get married before you hanky panky. Its the safest way.

Meet King Albert

I bought an aquarium last month



This is what it looked like after i decorated it
Ada a few stones, some guppies, an ikan bandaraya and...


Albert! Special aint he? being transparent and stuff
I should name him King Albert the naked one.
But then again fishes dont wear clothes so i guess just 'King Albert' will do


FYI its kemarau season now in Surabaya. The weather's so hot that the water has evaporated and this is what my aquarium looks like today.

Notice there arent any more fishies?

Well what happened was King Albert went swimming one day because the weather was hot


King Albert felt so relaxed that he fell asleep


And everyone knows that when u sleep in the water u dont breathe

So King Albert died and the citizens of the aquarium fled to a different aquarium in search of a new King


RIP King Albert. I miss u :(

Moral : Don't drink and swim if you're a fish

5 years later...

Hello there kengkawan. It's been 5 years. Lama kan? Well well well tibalah masanya untuk aku kembali blogging. A lot, actually, has happened over these past 5 years. One of the historic things in my life that i did was changing the course of my study.

2003, aku belajar medic kat Melaka Manipal Medical College kat negeri di bawah bayu, India

2008, aku belajar dentistry kat Universitas Airlangga di negeri kenyalang, Indonesia

Waktu aku sampai India

Waktu aku sampai Indonesia

Best gila belajar oversea. Banyak benda aku tak paham.

Moral : I guess some things don't change. I'm still clueless

Under Reconstruction?

I'm finally gonna update my blog after 5 years! hahaha. Just gotta sort out a few things first. Trust me i'll be active again and maybe for good, to humor u guys out there. Watch out!