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Cheras, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Im a Malaysian, but i havent been Malaysian long enough lately. Was an Indian for 4 and a half years and currently an Indonesian for another 2! Yikes! Studying abroad sucks.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

New Post New Moon

So i watched new moon over the weekend.
I found it decent. Enjoyed it.
And i think Jacob Black is a cool character.

For those who don't know, this is Jacob Black

When i watched Jacob black in this particular rainy scene, i sort of thought to myself
"Hey, I had his hair when i was a kid!"

U guys want proof?

haha Ok Ok so i dont have the Jacob Black looks as a kid but you have to agree about the hair

and maybe, just maybe, if he wore those el-classico glasses, he might just look like me

P/s : Hope u guys had ur laugh. i look like a monkey when i was a kid.

Dr Birthday

again, from the 'wall of potential fame'

lol, get it?

Monday, June 08, 2009

The Name Game

So i got tagged for the first time. What am i supposed to do?
Correct me if i'm wrong. Should i copy and paste the post and then edit the answers?
Well here goes

Ab Hafeez Bin Ab Rahman

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers name)
Zainon Rahman

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Esa Razak

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
White horse (macam nama jubin je)

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Bin KL (since bin is in the middle of my name)

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Teh Tarik

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

9.ROCK STAR NAME:(pets name, current street name)
Tobey Kedung Pengkol

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Zach Mutiara Barat 5

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus "izzle")

12.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Meowis

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav choc)
Euphoria Mars

14. WIZARD'S NAME: (last 3 letters of mother's name, first 3 letters of current job, first 3 letters of your zodiac sign and last 3 letters of home street's name)

15. PIRATE'S NAME: (fav actor last name, your 'pet' name, fav actress last name, add "Captain" at the beginning)
Captain Law Apit Knightley

And there u have it. Hope i did it right. If i'm wrong correct me by commenting me. and if i did it right, tell me i did it right too. By commenting of course.

Moral : I, the black teh tarik, hereby tag thee on the right side of my page( family, friends and fellow surabayans). Long live Tobey Kedung Pengkol!

Friday, June 05, 2009

Finally an Update

Sorry guys lama tak update.
Exams and assignments. This and That.

This is a photo i took during lecture

The class was, well, how a class should be... Boring.
So i cant blame my mind when it starts to wander here and there
To keep awake i had to look at things within my eyesight

So i started focusing on the lecturer

I really like the way he dressed. Reminds me of someone.
White shirt, light blue pants, a belly and a balding head.


p/s: I ended up awake the whole lecture and learnt some stuff. Thank you Dr Homer

Friday, April 10, 2009


I went around surabaya to post invitation letters for 'Hari Sukan' organized by PKPMI

These are my fellow postmen

And yes, we are psyched.

Well at least one of us is

So we first went to Emma's house to pick up the invitations

Where i saw this

Awesome graffity. I should vote for this party

Then after sending a few invitations i came across a zebra

which just ate a few children

And a chicken

which sells burgers

Which part of the world am i at?

There's a zebra who eats children and a chicken that sells burgers.

Only in Surabaya :)

Moral : As we travel we see things more clearly. Or do we?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009


Been busy last week with assignments and stuff

Felt guilty lak tak update

So here's a picture i took at a public phone in front of my youngest sister's school last holidays.

Its an add for computer tuition classes.

I didn't know that berhenti/buang sekolah was even a category

I should call this educationism. Its like racism but just more stupid.

Hehe might as well bagi tawaran camni:

"Kami menawarkan kelas tuition untuk pelajar sekolah, berhenti/buang sekolah, pemalas, remaja tanpa harapan/masa depan, kena buang daerah, mat rempit wannabes, rabun warna, buta IT, terencat dan orang dewasa"

Moral : Kan senang kalau cakap tawaran belajar untuk remaja dan dewasa. Takyah la nak masukkan educationism. LOL!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Potty Training for Adults

Its a sticker seen on my jamban here in Surabaya

Moral : Sape nak terasa tu sila la terasa hahahha

Monday, March 30, 2009

Away for the weekend

Hey guys sorry for the late update

I was away for the weekend

I went to Malang. Its 2 hours drive from Surabaya.

Front seat: Driver and Ameer (Plus size model)

Back seat : Me (tgh makan angin), Akap, Ikhlas and Apan (not seen, covered by Ikhlas)

We left at approximately 6 am. Reached Malang at about 8 am

1st Destination : Coban Rondo Waterfalls

I saw this sign. Probably saying 'Watch out for pedophiles' cos the big man sure as hell looks like Michael Jackson.

Reenactment of the sign.

After about 5 minutes walk we reached the waterfall. It was bloody cold

So cold that Apan's nips were hard as diamonds

We wanted to take a dip in the natural cold waters when we spotted a Grizzly bear in the waterfalls fishing for Salmons

Oh wait it's just Ameer

2nd Destination : Jawa Timur Park

Not just a theme park. It's educational as well.
Contains museums of all sorts, a bird park, a reptile park, science museum etc etc.

Lets visit the Science museum

Very educational

Some of the things we learnt:

We learnt about Ameer's true nature.

We learnt how it feels like to be a midget.

We learnt that babies come from the nose.

And we also learnt that a cause for deafness is due to an obese child having his hand stuck in the ear

Then we visited the Indonesian culture museum

Me blending in with the locals

Mr Jimbo found out about Ameer's true nature so he gave a welcoming gift. To his face.

I tried cheering Ameer up by playing punch the sapi

Then as we went to the mythical creatures of Indonesia museum

A cow made love to a wild boar and gave birth to one of Indonesian mythical creatures

We left at about 6pm for Surabaya.
I didnt come to Indonesia for vacation.
What is it that i do again?

Ahh yes. Dentistry.

Moral: Ameer's not gay.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Ah Chap

I came across this poster along my way home from class

It says "Need money?"

So i called the number given.
A man named Ah Chap the Along answered in a ganas voice.

I said i saw the ad and wanted some money.

He said to look at the pole next to his ad and asked for the number.
He said needed to collect a few things from them.

Badut untuk Ulang Tahun

So i looked at the pole that has an ad saying Clowns for hire, gave him the number and he said meet me in 30mins. Jalan Karang Menjangan. Randesvous point

Jalan Karang Menjangan

30 minutes later we met. He told me to follow him to his 'office'.

He said to keep it private and confidential, i should wear a mask.
He gave me a mask he took from the 'Clowns for hire' ad.

I stepped into his office

Barua lu Ah Chap. ni bukan office lu. Ini bank.

Ah Chap said "Kata nak duit. Amik kat bank la"

Tak pasal pasal aku dah jadi perompak.

Suddenly Out of the blue, Batman Indon came to the crime scene

He beat the hell out of me and Ah Chap

This is how we looked like after the beating.

Moral : There's no way to earn easy money. Get a job. Or get a life.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dr who?

I went to class as usual today.

I passed by this wall listing the graduates from the medical faculty of my university since 1928

Back then in the 1940s the name of my university was Djakarta Ika Dai Gaku (The Japanese took over Indonesia)

This is the list of people who graduated at that time

A name caught my eye

This is Dr Tilam

He studied hard to be a doctor. He travels to med school by bicycle with his room mate

After graduating Dr Tilam went to the States

He met a beautiful woman.
They got jiggy with it

Dr Tilam makin out with the woman

She got pregnant and Dr Tilam was pissed. He hit her.
She got him a restaining order from the court.

Dr Tilam cant get 500 yards near her. But, he got visiting rights to see his baby twice a week.

Dr Tilam and his baby

Dr Tilam was sad and very depressed. He is now unemployed and is seen here wasted and lepaking in a lonely street with fellow Mr Sofa, his only buddy, who is also unemployed and a cripple.

Moral : Don't ruin your life. Get married before you hanky panky. Its the safest way.