Away for the weekend

Hey guys sorry for the late update

I was away for the weekend

I went to Malang. Its 2 hours drive from Surabaya.


Front seat: Driver and Ameer (Plus size model)


Back seat : Me (tgh makan angin), Akap, Ikhlas and Apan (not seen, covered by Ikhlas)

We left at approximately 6 am. Reached Malang at about 8 am

1st Destination : Coban Rondo Waterfalls



I saw this sign. Probably saying 'Watch out for pedophiles' cos the big man sure as hell looks like Michael Jackson.


Reenactment of the sign.


After about 5 minutes walk we reached the waterfall. It was bloody cold


So cold that Apan's nips were hard as diamonds


We wanted to take a dip in the natural cold waters when we spotted a Grizzly bear in the waterfalls fishing for Salmons


Oh wait it's just Ameer

2nd Destination : Jawa Timur Park

Not just a theme park. It's educational as well.
Contains museums of all sorts, a bird park, a reptile park, science museum etc etc.

Lets visit the Science museum

Very educational

Some of the things we learnt:

We learnt about Ameer's true nature.


We learnt how it feels like to be a midget.


We learnt that babies come from the nose.


And we also learnt that a cause for deafness is due to an obese child having his hand stuck in the ear

Then we visited the Indonesian culture museum

Me blending in with the locals


Mr Jimbo found out about Ameer's true nature so he gave a welcoming gift. To his face.


I tried cheering Ameer up by playing punch the sapi

Then as we went to the mythical creatures of Indonesia museum

A cow made love to a wild boar and gave birth to one of Indonesian mythical creatures

We left at about 6pm for Surabaya.
I didnt come to Indonesia for vacation.
What is it that i do again?

Ahh yes. Dentistry.

Moral: Ameer's not gay.