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Cheras, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Im a Malaysian, but i havent been Malaysian long enough lately. Was an Indian for 4 and a half years and currently an Indonesian for another 2! Yikes! Studying abroad sucks.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Dr who?

I went to class as usual today.

I passed by this wall listing the graduates from the medical faculty of my university since 1928

Back then in the 1940s the name of my university was Djakarta Ika Dai Gaku (The Japanese took over Indonesia)

This is the list of people who graduated at that time

A name caught my eye


This is Dr Tilam


He studied hard to be a doctor. He travels to med school by bicycle with his room mate


After graduating Dr Tilam went to the States


He met a beautiful woman.
They got jiggy with it

Dr Tilam makin out with the woman

She got pregnant and Dr Tilam was pissed. He hit her.
She got him a restaining order from the court.


Dr Tilam cant get 500 yards near her. But, he got visiting rights to see his baby twice a week.


Dr Tilam and his baby

Dr Tilam was sad and very depressed. He is now unemployed and is seen here wasted and lepaking in a lonely street with fellow Mr Sofa, his only buddy, who is also unemployed and a cripple.


Moral : Don't ruin your life. Get married before you hanky panky. Its the safest way.

3 comments:

nadhirah mohd shakri said...

hahahahahaha..TILAM??!!

better than Miss Ribut Cuci.

Anonymous said...

tilam port mimpi basah, smells like jizz

chuncheng said...

kalau dr tilam tu bace, habis la ko..